why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Your mom.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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PIED NINNY!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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