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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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