What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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