knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Chicken

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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