What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

homosexual rights to marriage

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Chuck Norris.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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