What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

whats 7+4? 74

Baby Seal walks into a club.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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