- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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