Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Gus's mom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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