3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why so serious ?

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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