How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A storm be brewin!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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