- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Chuck Norris.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

a black guy walks into a black bar

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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