- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Badabing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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