What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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