- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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