What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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