- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What hurts like hell? HELL

I have a horse.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

DERP

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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