- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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