What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Swag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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my whole life!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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