- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Cliterus

I am very humble.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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