Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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