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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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