why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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