Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Neither have I

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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