What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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