Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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