- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Please don't shoot me

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Ehh

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??