- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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