- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do I hate? people

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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