- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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