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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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