XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Anti Joke

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