Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A guy walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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