- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

your no better than a cockroach

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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