- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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