stinky boner

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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black people swimming

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Anti Joke

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