What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats green and slimy? green slim

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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