- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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