Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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