- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Sir, your wife is dead

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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