- Anti Joke

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."