Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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