What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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