A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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PENIS that is all

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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