If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Do the roar!

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Charlie Sheen is winning

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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