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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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