A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I once did something.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

the game

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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