You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A fat guy!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Black people in Camden NJ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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