Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Caramel Boing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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