- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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