A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

salad days!

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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