- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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