- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Jeff

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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