- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.