- Anti Joke

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man penetrates another man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your face

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.