- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A man penetrates another man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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