- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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