4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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