- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

9/11 my birthday

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

aodhan hearty

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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