What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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boner

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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CHORGLUND

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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