- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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