- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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