- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jersey Shore.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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