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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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