- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Manchester City

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.