- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Women's rights

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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