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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Pickles are moist.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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