What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Your Mom

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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