What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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