- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

i had sex.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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