- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!