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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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