- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Face...tastes like chicken!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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