- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??