Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Bitch

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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run farther?

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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