How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How would you rule?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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