Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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