- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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