- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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