What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Poop

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Poop

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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