- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened to my sunglasses?

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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