- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Albino African Americans

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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