What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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