- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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