If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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