There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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