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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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