- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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