- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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