- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

PENIS lol

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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