- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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