Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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