Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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