a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A gay man watches football.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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