Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Your mother is average.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

knock knock who's there? faith

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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