- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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