- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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