What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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