- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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