Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Nah

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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