- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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