Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Nickelback

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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ure mama's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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