- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Your mother is average.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A man walks into a bar

My mum is called Steve

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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