- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A van drives into a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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