What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Justin's life

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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