have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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