- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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