My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

SEX

Title IX

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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