- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

dallen loves penis

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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